I try too hard.
I make mistakes.
I'm perfectly imperfect.
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.
She texted me: “Your adorable.”
I replied: “No. YOU’RE adorable.”
Now she thinks I like her. All I did was point out her typo.
making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh meow